What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you