What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.