What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.