Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.