How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.