Two.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
To get to his website!
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!