How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.