How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Technology Jokes More Technology Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!