Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Whats 1+0?

Babies

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe