Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.