Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife