Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".