Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."