Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.