What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.