What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.