What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins