Chemical Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you