How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins