Lets get this done in one sitting.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
You let it sink in.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
They turn the stool upside down
En-dwarf-ins
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you