How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you