How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.