Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer