Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!