Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope