Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes