Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !