What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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HysterISIS

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.