Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.