Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Smoke Weed Jokes More Smoke Weed Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.