Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.