Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.