Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond