What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!