Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.