Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!