Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.