Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.