Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.