Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!