Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.