Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!