Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Cause beer is made with hops.

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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A cup of decaf

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!