Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.