Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!