Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.