Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.