How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha