Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Because Boston has all the cups!
Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha
