Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
By the way it Goebbels
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
At the infideli counter.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
He wanted to double his prophets.
A lame joke.
Because proper tea is theft.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Because it was two years old
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.