Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Astronomy Jokes More Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.