Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte