How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!