How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis