How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.