What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...