What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.