Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself