Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith