Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman