Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.