Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried