Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !