Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.