What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.