What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!