What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!