What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!