George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator