George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Indict Jokes More Indict Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !