George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Indict Jokes More Indict Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.