George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance