George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!