What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.