What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids