What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.