What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing