Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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No one.

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It was won by a hare!

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Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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He had a problem with his hamstring.

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They'll tell you

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.