Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Kenyan Jokes More Kenyan Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-