Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.