Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Who would win?

everyone

What did you win?

Atrophy

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out