Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.