He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
Because he was born in a barn.
Triforce
Brigham Young"
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
That's a salt!
What are our scientists doing
So that they can see the battle.
It wanted to be a power plant.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.