Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.