How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.