How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet