What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .