What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!