What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes