What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.