What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.