What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.