Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer