A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
A homeboyeur.
One with Parkinson's disease!
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
To get to the other tide!
Because they never leave a tip.
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
See ya next month.
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
A good start.
A nagger.