Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.