Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.