Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(