Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won