Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!