Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us