Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!