Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us