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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history