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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for