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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*