What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.