What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"