Cost Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'