If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
It cost an arm and a leg
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
An arm and a leg.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A buccaneer!
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer
About 6 million.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
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Because theyre pi rates.
Donor Kebab
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Malcolm Young
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
A buck-an-ear
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
A buck an ear.
I say Progresso at any cost.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
A: You should bill Gates.
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
A buck-an-ear.
A Brazilian dollars.
A divorce lawyer.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Nothing. It's a free country.
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
A buck an ear
Money.
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Swine flu
Spot
Creamation.
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
It tears your apart.
They pull out on time.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
They can't afford computers in Africa.
