How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!