How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!