How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg