How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback