How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A buccaneer.