What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out