What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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He got a way with words.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.