What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.