What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.