What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.