Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.