Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion