What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.