When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system