lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Arrr son!
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
When you take careful aim.
He blew him off.
He makes a swish!
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)