When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly