Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I can go to sleep with a light on
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Time bombs.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Super Barrio Mothers
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
She heard drinks were on the house.
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even...
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.