Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
An electric elephant !
Nobody likes the black ones.
The WURST!
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Batman's Parents.
A Man of many Cultures
A fried Chicken leg
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."