Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Who drives?

The police officer