Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger