When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Because they can't stop saving their work.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.