When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.