When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

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Terraformal wear.

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Minnow-pause

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license