When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license