What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...