What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.