What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.