Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST