Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong