Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.